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Tuesday, November 3
OH THE HUMANITY! $200,000 Worth of Beer Destroyed
by
Riley Jones
on Tue 03 Nov 2009 05:52 PM EST
Wednesday, October 21
Thursday, October 15
Drunkest Guy Ever goes for more Beer
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 15 Oct 2009 08:24 AM EDT
Saturday, October 10
Sheboygan, Wisconsin: The Mayor is drunk, the shoplifters are drunk and the women get naked to avoid arrest...
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 10 Oct 2009 10:14 AM EDT
First we have the Mayor apologizing- again. He shot his mouth off last summer about his sister-in-law's 'sexual activities and weight' and now he has admitted he has a drinking problem. And this follows the allegation of a disgruntled former employee saying he propositioned her...
Second, a tale of mother's love- and tail- for her children. Along with being drunk, profane, violent -and getting naked- to avoid arrest. Complete with kicking a cop in the nuts... Whatatown! Link below tells the story complete with 'DO NOT WANT' pic of mom... Stripping to avoid arrest>>> Sunday, January 25
Not even a full week after Obama's inauguration and the World Trade Center is under attack again
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Riley Jones
on Sun 25 Jan 2009 12:55 PM EST
An employee of a financial trading firm at 7 World Trade Center was charged with arson after he went to his office in the early morning hours yesterday while inebriated, got trapped in an elevator and used cleaning fluids to try to light a fire in an effort to get help, authorities said.
Ryan V. Brinkerhoff, 24, of Jersey City, was being held by Port Authority police and was to face charges in State Supreme Court in Manhattan for the series of events that brought city firefighters to the building at 3:52 a.m. More>>> Tuesday, January 20
Friday, January 16
Nugent for Drug Czar
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Roland, the Gunslinger
on Fri 16 Jan 2009 12:05 AM EST
One of the most dangerous places on earth is our own 2,000 mile border with Mexico. Our southern border is a drug war zone, and we are losing the fight. Know it. So dangerous is our border that Arizona Governor Napolitano has declared a state of emergency along the Arizona/Mexico border due to drug trafficking, shootouts and an increasing illegal immigration invasion. Our Justice Department stated in April that Mexican drug cartels are the "largest threat to both citizens and law enforcement agencies in this country and now have gang members in nearly 200 U.S. cities." This in the big, bad, brave United States of America! How can this be? DOJ admits it, so now what? More>>> Saturday, December 6
Amsterdam to close many brothels, marijuana cafes
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Roland, the Gunslinger
on Sat 06 Dec 2008 02:02 PM EST
The city is targeting businesses that "generate criminality," including gambling parlors, and the so-called "coffee shops" where marijuana is sold openly. Also targeted are peep shows, massage parlors and souvenir shops used by drug dealers for money-laundering. More>>> Friday, November 14
The 20 Unhealthiest Drinks in America
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 14 Nov 2008 10:28 AM EST
My buddy, Bill, came to me a while back looking for advice on how to banish the bulging belly he had acquired in his later years. I skipped the diet lecture and instead gave him a copy of the book, Eat This, Not That!, and a single piece of advice: Start with the drinks chapter. Four months later, Bill has adopted the simple food swap philosophy and dramatically altered his calorie intake without giving up the foods and drinks he loves. His reward: 25 pounds and three inches off of his waistline—in around six weeks! More>>> Thursday, September 25
Amazing Beer Can Art
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 25 Sep 2008 11:13 AM EDT
Friday, September 19
Note to Self- Don't fall asleep while drunk at Shea Stadium
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 19 Sep 2008 09:52 AM EDT
Wednesday, September 10
Cannabis linked to earlier psychosis onset
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Wed 10 Sep 2008 05:39 PM EDT
Researchers from Spain have found a strong and independent link between cannabis use and the onset of psychosis at a younger age. The association, they say, cannot be explained by chance, and is not related to gender or the use of other drugs. It is, however, related to the amount of cannabis used. More>>> Saturday, August 30
Cracked: 9 Things (You Think) Your Beer Says About You (Off Color)
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 30 Aug 2008 12:58 PM EDT
I don’t know why people love ragging on other people’s beers. You never see people this jumpy about wine coolers. But I do know how to capitalize on a trend. Here at Cracked, we take a certain pride in our ability to mock other people for many diverse reasons, ranging from their religious views to their lame superpowers. And we want to help you, the reader. Below is a simple list of arguments you can bring up when drinking at the bar, on the beach or in the sauna, which will help you prove conclusively why the beer you’re drinking makes your genitals ten times larger than the other guy (or girl.) More>>> Thursday, August 21
LONG list of Unusual Deaths
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 21 Aug 2008 03:53 PM EDT
1911: Jack Daniel, founder of the Tennessee whiskey distillery, died of blood poisoning six years after receiving a toe injury when he kicked his safe in anger at being unable to remember its combination. More>>> Monday, August 4
Why do bars play loud, sucky music? Here comes the science
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 04 Aug 2008 10:29 AM EDT
If you're ever worried that you've had one too many drinks after a night of bar-hopping, you might want to ask yourself: Are my ears ringing? Because it turns out that when the music gets loud, we tend to drain our mug of brew faster. That’s according to a study to be published in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research. More>>> Sunday, August 3
The 10 Most Ill-Conceived Booze Brand Names
by
Riley Jones
on Sun 03 Aug 2008 01:00 PM EDT
#6: "Pusser's Rum" Members of the British Navy, back when they were out sailing into mysterious foreign ports to bayonet the locals and open post offices, were kept from mutiny largely by a daily allotment--a "tot"--of rum. Sure there was the scurvy, the filthy living conditions and, if you were the cabin boy, the constant fear of being raped and/or eaten, but none of that would seem as terrible if you were out of your gourd on rum at the time. More>>> Thursday, July 31
The War Against Beer Pong
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 31 Jul 2008 04:02 PM EDT
Perhaps, in retrospect, JV Games should have seen this coming. After all, drinking games and video games may be two of college kids' favorite pastimes, but they are also a source of constant complaints from the students' middle-aged parents. So when the softwaremaker tried to combine the two adolescent activities, many critics felt it had gone too far. More>>> Sunday, July 27
Shia LaBeouf Arrested for DUI
by
Riley Jones
on Sun 27 Jul 2008 05:21 PM EDT
Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested at 3:00 a.m. this morning after being involved in a traffic accident in Hollywood. While making a left turn Shia collided with another car and ended up rolling his ride. More>>> Monday, July 21
The 7 Most Bizarre Fast Food Industry Lawsuits
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 21 Jul 2008 05:00 AM EDT
We've all heard the infamous story of the lady who sued McDonald's after getting burned by a cup of hot coffee, or the woman who found the chicken head in her McNuggets. What does not get as much coverage is now many suits get filed in the other direction, as the fast food corporations prove they can think up far stupider reasons to sue than their customers can. More>>> Sunday, July 20
Once banned, absinthe is back
by
Riley Jones
on Sun 20 Jul 2008 05:14 PM EDT
For 95 years, Americans wanting a taste of absinthe had to sneak it in from Europe or Mexico – and risk getting the high-proof herbal liquor confiscated by U.S. Customs. In May 2007, government officials lifted the ban on the drink once blamed for causing hallucinations and psychosis. A year later, Virginia’s Alcoholic Beverage Control Board approved one brand for sale. More>>> Saturday, July 19
What exactly is 'Pinot Noir?'
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 19 Jul 2008 06:09 PM EDT
Pinot noir is derived from the french words for "pine" and "black" alluding to the varietals' tightly clustered dark purple pine cone shaped bunches of fruit. Pinot noir grapes are grown around the world, mostly in the cooler regions. It is widely considered to produce some of the finest wines in the world, but is a difficult variety to cultivate and transform into wine. More>>>
World's Largest Flip Cup Tournament
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 19 Jul 2008 12:20 AM EDT
The Flip Cup Guys would like to congratulate Perfect Nips, Perfect Flips who took home the Flip Cup Trophy at NYC Flip Cup II. Jill Tucker won the Girls Survivor Flip Cup competition and Jon Z. won the Guys Survivor Flip Cup competition. The Cantina Pub Crew won the Toilet Bowl and took home two rolls of Toilet Paper. Thanks to everyone who came out to the event. See you on the Jersey Shore! Congratulations to all of our winners! More>>> Friday, July 11
The Latest Video Game Controversy -- Wii Beer Pong
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 11 Jul 2008 06:26 PM EDT
Beer pong, also known as beirut, lob pong, or many other names is a wildly popular college drinking game. It involves making a triangle of filled beer cups on each side of the table. Each team then takes terms bouncing ping pong balls at the other team’s cups. If the ball goes in, the other team has to chug the cup of beer. The winning team is the first to eliminate the others cups. The losing team has to chug the winners' remaining cups. More>>>
Girl publishes comments about alleged wild party. Newspapers pick them up as a story. Mother sues newspapers for defamation.
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 11 Jul 2008 02:37 PM EDT
It read like the teenage party from hell: a riot of sex and wanton damage fuelled by under-age drinking that only ended when the police arrived. According to media reports, the mother of the teenage hostess was so angry with her daughter that she punched her. But Jodie Hudson's lurid description of the party on the social networking website Bebo, subsequently carried in a number of national newspapers, turned out to be fantasy. The media stories, and the accompanying pictures taken from Bebo, are now the subject of a landmark legal case that could redraw the boundaries of the use of information published on social networking sites including Bebo, Facebook and MySpace. More>>>
Do you love Slurpees? How about a free one?
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 11 Jul 2008 01:06 PM EDT
Well, 7-Eleven's participating stores are offering customers a free Slurpee to celebrate their 81st birthday on – when else? – July 11, 7/11/08, also known as 7-Eleven® Day! More>>> Thursday, July 10
8 Ways to Win (or Avoid) a Bar Fight With Limbs Intact
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 10 Jul 2008 01:40 AM EDT
At some point in your life you are likely to find yourself a participant in a bar fight. These altercations occur for various reasons, but can usually be attributed to some drunken chump who couldn't keep his mouth shut, couldn't take 'no' for an answer, or couldn't handle the fact you just snatched up his lady's digits while he was peter-gazing in the urinal. Regardless of whether or not that drunken chump is you, it is all about self preservation. Here are some tips for surviving such a confrontation or avoiding it altogether. More>>> Thursday, July 3
Starbucks: A Study in Liberal Failure
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 03 Jul 2008 08:28 PM EDT
This is what happens when you aggressively piss off half your customers. Starbucks has announced it's closing 600 underperforming stores in the United States. Tell me how you can have an unprofitable store, when you sell an addictive, highly-fashionable product for 10 times what it costs you to make (obscene profits anyone)? You can run it like a liberal, over-compensating employees for a job any old chump (or chimp) could do. You could alienate your customers by advocating and sponsoring wacky fringe causes. More>>> Tuesday, July 1
An Instant Saloon Classic: The Museum of the American Cocktail opening in July will focus on the rich history of sophisticated drinks
by
Riley Jones
on Tue 01 Jul 2008 01:27 PM EDT
Curator Ted Haig shows part of the antique liquor collection at The Museum of the American Cocktail in New Orleans. More>>> Friday, June 27
John Daly Uses Beer Can as Golf Tee
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 27 Jun 2008 08:27 AM EDT
On an otherwise quiet, muggy afternoon, two fan favorites shot life into the Buick Open Pro-Am at Warwick Hills on Wednesday. Jolly long-driving John Daly walked the course along with Detroit's own Kid Rock in probably the closest real life circus pairing you'll ever see on the links. Hundreds followed the two along the tees and fairways as Daly delighted fans by signing autographs, joking with the amateurs and even pulling off a few trick shots of his own. More>>> Saturday, June 21
James Bond Boozing: 10 Amazing Flasks for Undercover Drunks
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 21 Jun 2008 12:12 AM EDT
Your average hip flask has always been the gold standard of getting drunk in public: It's convenient, discreet and there's a certain class to it. Nevertheless, companies sometimes mess with the perfection of the common flask by tacking liquor reservoirs onto all sorts of accessories and accouterments. Thanks to the following products, you too can live the dream of becoming an alcoholic version of James Bond. More>>> Monday, June 9
Nectar of the Broke: The World's 5 Worst Ways To Get Drunk (Funny, Rough Language)
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 09 Jun 2008 07:48 AM EDT
Saturday, June 7
Wednesday, June 4
Red wine stops effects of high-fat diet
by
Riley Jones
on Wed 04 Jun 2008 11:08 PM EDT
Red wine does indeed explain why the French get away with a relatively clean bill of heart health despite eating a diet loaded with saturated fats, concludes a new study. More>>> Monday, June 2
Filled up my tank at $2.83 a gallon on 'Moonshine'
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 02 Jun 2008 08:10 AM EDT
Hey guys a friend got me thinking ‘green’ (functional ‘green’ not enviro-nutjob ‘green’) the last few weeks. Anyway, I noticed my van is ‘E85’ compatible a few weeks back and finally made the plunge to go fill up on ethanol today. And you have to hand it to the Midwest. Down south, if you make 'moonshine' you get arrested. Up here, they call it 'fuel' and use it to help ween America off the 'Black Crack' that OPEC sells. What happened to my van? Nothing. Ran like a top and so far I haven’t noticed a difference in mileage. My way of helping the environment, the American Farmer and sticking it to OPEC. Normal 89 octane gas around here is $3.89 so yeah y’all, I feel pretty smart at that moment. More>>> |
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