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Two inmates housed in a smoke-free prison traded a hostage for cigarettes after a six-hour standoff.  Billy Grubb, 32, and Bradley Johnson, 25, attacked the guard Monday night, said Howard Carlton, warden of the Northeast Correctional Complex.

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Athletes were involved as customers in an illicit steroid distribution network that led authorities to raid two Orlando pharmacies and arrest four company officials, a New York prosecutor said.

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The Mexican drug runner whose testimony sent two Border Patrol agents to prison for shooting him in the buttocks brought drugs into the United States more than once, thereby diminishing his credibility as a witness in the investigation, according to a California congressman.

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If you thought LimeWire was dead, thanks to the RIAA, think again...

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Past two gates, about three miles from the highway, in a recently logged area, Michelle looked down and spotted something very strange.

What the Padigo's say they encountered was more than three dozen huge footprints spread out over a hundred yards or more.

U.S Border Patrol agents have begun putting the clamps on scores of undocumented aliens who attempt to leave this country illegally. The exodus is a recent phenomenon, and one that is causing a good deal of concern.

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"If you're slow, it'll take you three seconds. You can really do it in one," Mr van Rensburg's former business partner Roelf Mulder told the AFP news agency.

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  A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.  He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.  Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring... which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Clemons felt he was unfairly labeled in our report as a deadbeat dad and showed us documents indicating he has been paying child support to his daughter and her mother some $300 monthly.

“The fact is I am paying my child support,” he said. “Every two weeks out of my check. She’s got full medical and dental and she’s on my life insurance policy. How am I a deadbeat dad?”

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Boston Celtics radio analyst Cedric Maxwell will offer an on-air apology during Wednesday night's game for saying that a female referee should "go back to the kitchen" after he disagreed with one of her calls, a station official said.

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Taliban spokesman Mullah Hayat Khan told a reporter, “We wanted to target… Cheney.”

We applaud the Taliban’s honesty, but question their judgment in this instance. The bombing will put enormous pressure on Musharraf to act and also paves the way for a U.S. attack into Pakistan. We did some polling and discovered some other examples of questionable decision-making on the part of Taliban officials.

Here are the “Top 9 Other Errors In Judgment By The Taliban.”

9. Moving a significant portion of their money out of opium production and investing it in Air America.

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Michael A. Burman, 35, of Oshkosh, is charged with 10 counts of sexual assault of a student by school staff and 10 counts of child enticement. He was scheduled to make an initial court appearance Monday, but his appearance was delayed until today because his attorney could not attend court on Monday.

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The thief had the bank-robbing part down, putting his finger in his pocket to simulate a gun at a northeast Nevada bank on Tuesday. It was the getaway that proved a bit more difficult.

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If gays, lesbians and polygamists can live the way they see fit, why can't incest be allowed?  Hey... it must be ok.  France, Belgium and Holland already legalized inbreeding...

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The moment Britney Spears would have been dreading has finally arrived – the very first Britney Rehab Doll.

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Millions of migrants have crossed illegally from Mexico into the United States. Their experience could hardly be more real. But now at a controversial theme park in Mexico, tourists can pretend to be an illegal migrant.

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Britney Spears’ first husband has claimed he enjoyed three-in-a-bed romps with the star.

Jason Alexander - who was married to Britney for just 55 hours after the pair wed in Las Vegas in 2004 - has revealed how the singer took part in drug and drink-fuelled lesbian romps and group sex with female dancers.

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A Bolivian-born jaguar named Jorge that killed a Denver zookeeper was well-behaved as a young cat but his twin was so mean that his handlers named him Osama, a Bolivian zoo official said Monday.

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A woman who told authorities she was fed up with tailgaters pulled out a gun and shot at the tires of a pickup that got too close, police said. Officials believe the bullet missed the pickup, and no one was hurt. Bernadette Headd, 39, was in rush-hour traffic Wednesday in suburban Detroit when the pickup pulled behind her, police said.

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Looking for the love of your life? Does your pet put potential partners off? -- There is now a Web site where you can find a partner compatible with your dog, cat, snake or spider.

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They said they weren't arguing or discussing religion, but that the cab driver went on a rant saying, "Hitler was right" and that "white people should be eradicated from the earth.”

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THE navy's $6 billion submarine fleet is in crisis, with commanders forced to slash the number of sailing days because there are not enough crew members.

The shortage of skilled submariners is the most acute on record, with crew numbers slumping to just two-thirds of that required to properly operate the six-submarine fleet.

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These are photos of different underground parts of Moscow by Russos. He makes official photos for Moscow Subway System so he often visits different underground places in Moscow that cannot be accessed by a regular person. He is fond of HDR post-processing of the photos so they look like a little bit overprocessed but still very cute.

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About two weeks ago, we embarked on a matchmaking mission on Eyewitness News This Morning. The goal was to set up eligible bachelors and bacherlorettes who were looking for love. But during that contest, we discovered something else; something that may make you think twice about the people you meet because among the singles was a sex offender.

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Bank Robber Arrested Trying To Use Dye-Stained Cash...

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(EDITOR'S NOTE- It is AMAZING how in the text of this article they completely avoid the subject of Illegal Aliens and unwed moms- Political Correctness at its finest)

The result, according to an Associated Press analysis: Nearly one in six people relies on some form of public assistance, a larger share than at any time since the government started measuring two decades ago.

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Astounding revelations on behalf of Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols, including Timothy McVeigh's connection to government provocateurs and the fact that the bomb he helped McVeigh build was completely different to the one described by official accounts, have been uniformly ignored by the corporate media as the story enters its sixth day.

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This guy has some serious acrobatic talent... Enjoy!

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Dawn Haney has advertised her "Rent-a-Wife" business for about two weeks now, and it's getting some nibbles, not always the ones she wants.  Four responses rendered two clients for Haney, who says she will do housekeeping, meal preparation, laundry, windows, errands, help with bookkeeping and be a party hostess for single men.

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As straights move in, some fear loss of the area's character

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It appears to be revisionism on a grand scale. Popular imagination, fed on Peter O'Toole's portrayal in David Lean's film classic Lawrence of Arabia, will have a hard time absorbing the startling assertion by the historian Sir Martin Gilbert that its hero was in fact a "serious Zionist" who believed in a "Jewish state from the Mediterranean shore to the River Jordan".

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The founder of a group in Germany for former Muslims has sought police protection after receiving death threats.  Mina Ahadi, a native of Iran living in Cologne, said about three dozen people have joined the Central Council of Ex-Muslims.

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