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Sunday, August 31
Well, that makes you drunk AND stupid (Off Color Language)
by
Riley Jones
on Sun 31 Aug 2008 10:00 PM EDT
Liberal Love Chant: 'Kill Michelle Malkin!'
by
Riley Jones
on Sun 31 Aug 2008 09:41 PM EDT
Remember the magical moonbats who tried to levitate a mint the other day? Well the mint wouldn't go up they decided it be fun to kill Michelle Malkin... how tolerant, open-minded and loving of them. The same crowd of protesters who chanted "Love, peace, justice" at the Democratic Convention also shouted "Kill Michelle Malkin" at the conservative blogger. Unhinged radio talker Alex Jones led the charge. -Riley Saturday, August 30
Cracked: 9 Things (You Think) Your Beer Says About You (Off Color)
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Riley Jones
on Sat 30 Aug 2008 12:58 PM EDT
I don’t know why people love ragging on other people’s beers. You never see people this jumpy about wine coolers. But I do know how to capitalize on a trend. Here at Cracked, we take a certain pride in our ability to mock other people for many diverse reasons, ranging from their religious views to their lame superpowers. And we want to help you, the reader. Below is a simple list of arguments you can bring up when drinking at the bar, on the beach or in the sauna, which will help you prove conclusively why the beer you’re drinking makes your genitals ten times larger than the other guy (or girl.) More>>>
You Don't know Che.
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Riley Jones
on Sat 30 Aug 2008 12:45 PM EDT
Ah, Moonbats. Supporting causes they know nothing about because everyone else is doing it. Old saying, 'Never underestimate the power of Stupid People in Large Groups.'
Recoil smacks woman in the face
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 30 Aug 2008 11:11 AM EDT
The revolver looks like a .357 and she doesn't look real experienced with firearms. Maybe she should have started out with a .22 pistol...? Friday, August 29
Moutain Bike Speed Record attempt mishap
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Riley Jones
on Fri 29 Aug 2008 05:49 PM EDT
Eric Barone, who broke the world speed record for mountain biking in Nov 4, 2001, tried to break it again by riding down Cerro Negro volcano in Nicaragua. Seconds into his descent, Barone's bicycle snapped in two, hurtling the cyclist down the volcano. "It looked as if there was a rock or something in the path that made the bicycle break in two," said one of Barone's assistants. His first run was on a standard Mountain Bike and he smashed the previous world record (set by himself a couple of years earlier) by recording a speed of 101mph. His second run, on a specially modified bike ended in this spectacular crash. He broke several ribs and his sternum but was lucky to be alive. He had crossed the speed sensor when the crash happened which recorded his speed at 107mph.
Gustav and Katrina...
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Riley Jones
on Fri 29 Aug 2008 05:36 PM EDT
As Gustav looks to be bearing down on Louisiana (More ), here is hoping that the residents of New Orleans take some advice and LEAVE this time...
Maury's guests- They're in 9th grade. (Censored Language but still very tough to watch)
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 29 Aug 2008 10:15 AM EDT
Watch the follwing video:
Ah yes, the fruits of a Liberal upbringing- I bet this girl has never been slapped or spanked a day in her life. And when she drops out and squirts out a few kids, who pays for it? We do. Thursday, August 28
Cracked: The 5 Scientific Experiments Most Likely to End the World (Off Color Language)
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Riley Jones
on Thu 28 Aug 2008 09:57 AM EDT
#5.Recreating the Big Bang: Here we had an event that holds all of the secrets to reality, and we missed it because we were lazy enough not to evolve for another 13 billion years. The solution, science says, is to make it happen again. More>>>
Time: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz: Horny Women, Hollywood Nights & The Rise of the Hedgehog!
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 28 Aug 2008 09:54 AM EDT
If gold medals were handed out for making porn movies, Ron Jeremy would be the all-time champion. He has made close to 2,000 of them, including On the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas and San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon, as well as about 100 mainstream movies, such as The Boondock Saints with Willem Dafoe. More>>>
Quality Time With The Kids
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 28 Aug 2008 09:47 AM EDT
This Dad teaches his eleven year old daughter how to strip an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle and reassemble it in 53 seconds.
25 Most Controversial Movies Ever
by
Riley Jones
on Thu 28 Aug 2008 12:46 AM EDT
(#25 on the list) THE CONTROVERSY The American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee balked at a lyric describing the film's Arabian setting as a land ''where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face.'' Result? The studio dubbed out the lyric for subsequent releases. More>>> Wednesday, August 27
Romney crashes the DNC
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Riley Jones
on Wed 27 Aug 2008 11:18 AM EDT
Let The Conspiracy Theories Begin
by
Riley Jones
on Wed 27 Aug 2008 10:48 AM EDT
Police in the US say there is "insufficient evidence" to charge three men who were allegedly planning to assassinate Barack Obama. The men were arrested in Denver, Colorado, in connection with drugs and weapons offences. Sky News political editor Adam Boulton, in Denver, said one of the group is reported to have made comments alerting police to a potential assassination plot against the leader of the Democrats. (Thanks, Tim) More>>>
-Squish-
by
Riley Jones
on Wed 27 Aug 2008 10:41 AM EDT
This video is a pretty good argument for why 'methed up' truckers shouldn't be allowed to text and drive. Tuesday, August 26
There is not enough Booze in the world to get me to try this shot...
by
Riley Jones
on Tue 26 Aug 2008 01:11 PM EDT
America's Worst Cities To Be A Sports Fan
by
Riley Jones
on Tue 26 Aug 2008 08:39 AM EDT
What do sports fans spend the most time grousing about? Above all else, it's lousy teams or high ticket prices. Woe is the fan forced to put up with both at once. Who wants to pay premium prices to sit in the stands and watch the losses mount? Fans in Miami know about that. Over the past year, the city's four major sports teams--the Dolphins, Marlins, Heat and Panthers--have combined to win just 40% of their games while fans have forked over money for tickets and accouterments at the seventh-highest rate among 29 major sports metros. Article>>> Slide Show>>> Monday, August 25
OOPS- Myra Hindley, the Moors Murderer, included in Olympic Montage Promoting London in 2012
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 25 Aug 2008 03:29 PM EDT
Batty way to spend £150,000
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 25 Aug 2008 01:07 PM EDT
Entrepreneur Paul Garlick brought a touch of Gotham City to an East Yorkshire village this week when his £150,000 custom-built Batmobile made its first public appearance. The 130mph car is one of just three working models and it stunned passers-by when it was road-tested in Holderness. More>>>
The 7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Tried to Go Green (off Color)
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Riley Jones
on Mon 25 Aug 2008 01:06 PM EDT
10 Reasons to Get Excited About Going Back to School
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 25 Aug 2008 12:59 PM EDT
Some of the best memories I have of school were made while I was ditching it. If any film can teach us the merit of absence it’s the John Hughes classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Matthew Broderick’s turn as a charming slacker stands as the on-screen character that every high school male strives to be, so cool the band Save Ferris took their name after the donation fund discussed in the film. Broderick’s role is so good it almost makes me forgive him for starring in Godzilla. And you can never go wrong with one of the all-time babes, Mia Sara, in the role of Sloane Peterson. More>>>
Firefighters Blast Suicide Jumper
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 25 Aug 2008 11:14 AM EDT
These firefighters blast away at a suicide jumper hoping to keep him from jumping however, his persitence finally pays off and he leaps from the building only to land safely in an air cushion below.
Lone Accountant Takes On IRS in Tax Dispute and Wins
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 25 Aug 2008 11:11 AM EDT
It took seven years, but Charles Ulrich did something many people dream about, but few succeed at: He beat the IRS in a tax dispute. Not only that, but tax experts say potentially millions of other taxpayers could benefit from his victory.
The accountant from Baxter, Minn., challenged the method the IRS has used for more than 20 years to tax shares and cash distributed by mutual life insurance firms to their policyholders when they reorganize as public companies. A federal court recently agreed with his interpretation. More>>>
The 10 Hottest Female Gymnasts Of All Time (#1 on the list is probably Not Safe For Work)
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 25 Aug 2008 09:44 AM EDT
Over the last two weeks, there have been several members of the media (the really ugly ones) have been complaining publicly that the women's event at this years Beijing Olympics are not being taken seriously and that it's been nothing more than a glorified T&A show. To that point, all I can say is the human race simply can't help it and the really ugly people need to get over it. More>>> Sunday, August 24
How do Floridians deal with Adversity? They make the most of it and keep smiling.
by
Riley Jones
on Sun 24 Aug 2008 10:11 PM EDT
Saturday, August 23
Meet "Emily" - Image Metrics Tech Demo...Yes you read correctly, TECH demo. She's fake
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Sat 23 Aug 2008 09:38 PM EDT
The Wearable Motorcycle
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 23 Aug 2008 03:34 PM EDT
Jake Loniak is a college junior, he's also the inventor of one of the most innovative concept vehicles we've seen in ages. Inside: the electric exoskeleton motorcycle and an exclusive video of the beast in action (Hat Tip to our man Steve) More>>>
Matos banned for life after kicking referee following match
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 23 Aug 2008 11:08 AM EDT
A Cuban taekwondo athlete and his coach were banned for life after Angel Matos kicked the referee in the face following his bronze-medal match disqualification. Cuban coach Leudis Gonzalez offered no apology for Matos' actions. Matos was declared the loser for taking too much injury time after hurting his leg during the men's over-80 kg (176 pounds) match against Kazakhstan's Arman Chilmanov. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out. More>>> Friday, August 22
Abandoned Baby Kept Alive, Safe by Mother Dog and Her Brood
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Fri 22 Aug 2008 04:08 PM EDT
A newborn baby that was abandoned outdoors by her 14-year-old mother during the Argentina winter was found safe Thursday after being kept alive and warm by a mother dog and her brood of puppies, Reuters reported. Farmer Fabio Anze found the naked baby near the city of La Plata, Argentina, lying amongst his dog China’s puppies. The baby was taken to the hospital after Anze called the authorities. More>>>
Heavy Duty Amounts of Condensed Stupid in these Two Clips (Slightly Off Color)
by
Riley Jones
on Fri 22 Aug 2008 11:05 AM EDT
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