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Tuesday, October 27
Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles
by
Riley Jones
on Tue 27 Oct 2009 09:11 PM EDT
A new report published this week by researchers at Stanford University suggests that Americans spend the vast majority of each day staring at, interacting with, and deriving satisfaction from glowing rectangles. "From the moment they wake up in the morning, to the moment they lose consciousness at night, Americans are in near-constant visual contact with bright, pulsating rectangles," said Dr. Richard Menken, lead author of the report, looking up briefly from the gleaming quadrangle that sits on his desk. "In fact, it's hard to find a single minute during which the American public is not completely captivated by these shining…these dazzling…." "I'm sorry," Menken continued. "What were we discussing again?" More>>>
Andrew Klavan: Is Barack Obama actually Jesus Christ???
by
Riley Jones
on Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:46 PM EDT
Monday, October 26
Top 10 Kevin Jennings Pick Up Lines
by
Riley Jones
on Mon 26 Oct 2009 11:32 PM EDT
10. Is that a condom in your pocket, or are you just happy I’m with NAMBLA? 9. Come with me to the janitor’s closet, son; I want to show you my tool. 8. You remind me of a dreamy 15-year-old I once knew. 7. Are you 16? You look so delicious I’d swear you were 15. 6. Bring a condom. I’ll show you how safe your school can be. 5. Did I ever tell you how interesting it is to be queerly raised from kindergarten? 4. I’d like to subvert you after class, son. 3. Fisting gets a bad rap. It’s just my way of exploring you closely. 2. Hey, kid. Wanna hit? It’ll free your mind, and open your pants for me. 1. Say hello to my little friend. It’ll put a smile on your face for two years. More>>> Saturday, October 24
In honor of Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings: HANSEN!!!
by
Riley Jones
on Sat 24 Oct 2009 09:54 PM EDT
For the guy who gave out the advice "wear a condom when banging 15 year old boys," was a HUGE fan of Harry Hay, outspoken supporter of the North American Man boy Love Association (NAMbLA) and a organizer of an art exhibit supporting gay terrorist group ACT-UP, here is some Hansen! Hansen was mounted like a trophy by NAMbLA as the band of the year award... until the Jonas Brothers hopped on top... So here's to you, Mr. SAFE SCHOOLS CZAR! By the way, what the hell does a Safe School Czar who seems to have some pedophile sympathies do anyway? OH YEAH, pushing Gay Propaganda in our school systems for Obama. Glad we got that cleared up... Lovin' on Harry Hay>>> How to bang a teenager>>> Art for Terrorists>>> And when you're done with your honorary tunes, play a round of "NAMbLA the Board Game" Monday, May 11
Lupica: Why did Wanda get a free pass?
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Mon 11 May 2009 09:44 AM EDT
(I don't particularly care for Mike Lupica or his columns, but occasionally he gets it mostly correct. I share a recent observation of his from the Daily News with you here. - Roland) More>>> Saturday, April 25
Soldier-slandering, Radical Left-wing Cartoonist Rall Laid Off
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Sat 25 Apr 2009 12:11 AM EDT
Rall may be virtually alone when it comes to taking pride in his work. Not content to keep his Hitler comparisons to elected politicians like George W. Bush or Dick Cheney, Rall often spilled his venom on the likes of American servicemen and 9/11 widows. In one of his most infamous drawings, he compared U.S. soldiers to Islamist suicide bombers (Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. - Roland) More>>> Sunday, April 12
Breitbart's Big Hollywood: 'The Wrath of Can!' by Chris Muir
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Sun 12 Apr 2009 04:25 PM EDT
Wednesday, January 28
Memo to President Obama from Year 2010
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Wed 28 Jan 2009 12:21 PM EST
Mr. President: First the good news: your approval ratings have jumped dramatically in the last two weeks. You are now at 15% approval which is your highest in the last eighteen months. Primarily, this is due to your decision to stay away from all press conferences that do not use teleprompters. The restoration of the Fairness Doctrine has enabled us better to manage the information coming out about the various problems of the Administration. The New York Times is continuing to work with us on getting your message out to their 86 subscribers, who are behind you 100% of the time. More>>> Tuesday, January 20
Climate sceptic puts Al Gore out in the cold
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Tue 20 Jan 2009 11:53 AM EST
When unveiling the sculpture, Compeau taunted the former vice president to come to the northern state and explain global warming theories. If Al Gore travels by electric car and comes on a specific date to Tetlin Junction, where on January 8 the temperature dropped to a guts-freezing -60 degrees Celsius, Compeau promised he would pay for his room and board. More>>> Tuesday, January 6
Sunday, November 2
Thursday, August 21
Money saving tips for single moms!
by
Roland, the Gunslinger
on Thu 21 Aug 2008 04:59 PM EDT
As a single mom, I need to set a pretty sizable chunk of my budget aside to keep my hair, nails, and clothes nice. I also need a good amount of cash for the clubs, and for cigarettes (men love a woman who smokes!). With three kids to dress and feed, this is no easy feat! So you know I got to pinch pennies whenever I can. I'm sure that I'm not alone in this, so I'm sharing my money saving secrets with you! More>>> |
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