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Climber’s Dog Sets Record Straight On Mt. Hood Challenges

by The Bartender on Wed 21 Feb 2007 05:24 PM EST | Permanent Link | Cosmos

Myth #1: Velvet loves going on mountain climbing expeditions. Yeah, it’s awesome. Hanging around in a tent that smells like ass and stale bong water in sub-zero temperatures is every puppy’s dream. Let me tell you what- I’d give up licking my own balls in a heartbeat just for the chance to be one of those dogs who rides on their owner’s lap in a Beemer while they eat doggy treats slathered in Grey Poupon.

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