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Global Warming To Blame For Illegals Fleeing America?

by The Bartender on Wed 28 Feb 2007 01:50 PM EST | Permanent Link | Cosmos

U.S Border Patrol agents have begun putting the clamps on scores of undocumented aliens who attempt to leave this country illegally. The exodus is a recent phenomenon, and one that is causing a good deal of concern.

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Re: Global Warming To Blame For Illegals Fleeing America?

by Wyvern on Wed 28 Feb 2007 01:57 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

“They usually don’t migrate from north to south,” said Border Patrol spokesman Terry Dolance. “It goes against their genetic make-up. Something is spooking them and I’m not exactly sure what it is. It could be the recent spate of immigration raids. But I suspect it has something to do with global warming; just like that angry guy who spits a lot says.”

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