Escapes: 13 convicted murderers have absconded from Sudbury open jail in the past two months.

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“Well, the girls were laughing the other night about your wife’s reaction to your ‘garden snake’ on your wedding night“ he answered smugly, choking back a laugh.   Gordon never could beat me at chess, so he figured he had won this game of ‘One Upsmanship.’

“Oh?  I thought they were giggling because Lisa had mentioned your uncircumcised manhood reminded her of a ‘corn dog.’“ Mustard anyone? 

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 A TEXAS prosecutor who was snared in an online "Dateline" sex sting killed himself Sunday.

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A former U.S. Border Patrol agent who was convicted of shooting a drug smuggling suspect  was beaten by fellow inmates in prison, his relatives and a congressman said Tuesday. Prison officials did not immediately confirm that Ignacio Ramos had been attacked.

U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Colo., a vocal supporter of the agents and opponent of illegal immigration, criticized the Bush administration Tuesday for failing to protect Ramos and demanded a full presidential pardon for the two men.

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In November 2002, a telemarketer called my home in D.C. at 5:24 a.m. This is the story of how that call cost him $500.

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A 50-year-old Oakdale woman is in jail for repeatedly trying to hire people to kill her husband -- including one attempt using wasps as the weapons of choice, authorities said.

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Everyone is looking for a reason to drink beer. Right? It turns out that a lot of people are. So here are 10 great reasons to drink more beer. Not only that, but they're all true. Beer really is good for your health, so drink up!

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His principal said it's not as simple as the boy and his mother say.  The buzz Friday at Actis Junior High School is about Justin Molatore, sent home after he refused to leave his backpack in the school's office.

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I've seen a lot of movies that feature gun silencers, and got to thinking about how they work. Are they really as effective as they're made to look on the big screen? I've fired quite a few firearms, and have a good idea for how loud they are in real life. I'm guessing that it takes a pretty clever device to reduce the deafening "BOOM" of, say, a .45 automatic to the discrete "thup" that you see and hear in the movies. What's the scoop? How do gun silencers work? Are they legal?

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A motorcyclist was in critical condition after he was struck by a truck and thrown into the truck bed Sunday afternoon, Titusville police said.

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The world's worst rommate EVER...!

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Snake River Pool and Spa in Boise, Idaho and Twin Falls, Idaho offered a unique promotion based on one of the most unlikely things to happen. Anyone who agreed to enter the contest and purchased a big ticket item from Snake River over the last two weeks would get it free if the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl was run back for a touchdown.

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Top 9 Things Space Shuttle Astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak Learned From Her Lust-Fueled Murder/Adventure

9. Should have spent the extra $2 and bought Depends.

8. Guys love jealousy in a woman; to a point.

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 A Japanese man told police he stole a patrol car that had been left idling outside a post office in Gunma, north of Tokyo, because he was too tired to walk home.

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A trucker in America stands accused of taking his truck on a methamphetamine-fuelled rampage of destruction around Albuquerque, New Mexico – on the grounds that he didn't like Albuquerque very much.

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Police said Nowak drove 900 miles, donned a disguise, wore a diaper and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, an unmarried fellow astronaut.

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A group of gay-marriage supporters could begin collecting signatures today for a November ballot initiative that would limit marriage in Washington to couples willing and able to have children.

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"Knowing what I know now and all that's been broadcast on the news and in media, I think I would have definitely … made a different decision,"

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The world's oldest condom is one of the highlights of the exhibition... possibly worn by Warren Beatty...

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Peter Parker must face new challenges as the elusive superhero Spider-Man in this third installment... and it actually looks pretty good..! 

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Researchers on a safari for microbes have found that human skin is populated by a veritable menagerie of bacteria -- 182 species -- some apparently living there permanently and others just dropping by for a visit.

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Global warming has nothing to do with pollution and everything to do with population. As I write this the earth has 6,574,536,826 people in it.    In the early 1900s when the data for global warming originates, the estimated global population was 1,576,876,313.  That amounts to 5 billion more  people on the earth today than in 1900. 

How this woman can fit her... and her ego... in the same room is beyond me. Could anyone possibly use the pronoun "i" more than she does in the following paragraph?

One night not too long ago, I came home from a night on the town with friends and had a major revelation. I was sitting on my couch watching TiVo'd Project Runway episodes, eating a bowl of Cheerios, wearing mismatched pajamas, and sporting a constellation of zit cream of my face. I didn't have to call anyone. I wasn't expecting a late-night visitor. I looked around and I thought, "I'm all alone . . . and I love it!"

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1971: Astronaut Alan Shepard uses a 6-iron to hit a golf ball into a lunar crater. Shepard, who 10 years before became the first American in space, commanded the Apollo 14 mission, the third manned mission to perform a lunar landing. Coming on the heels of Apollo 13's spectacular failure, Shepard and his crew overcame a few early glitches to enjoy a badly needed success.

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Most adults would prefer to cuddle up with a good book at bedtime rather than make love to their partner.  A survey of 2,000 people showed lovemaking was fourth in a list of "favourite activities" when hitting the sack, behind reading, watching TV - and going to sleep.

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A BUSTY mother and daughter who scooped £50,000 on telly’s Deal Or No Deal stripped off together for a saucy movie.  Jane Kershaw, 47, and daughter Kelly, 21, were seen by millions of viewers scooping a windfall last Sunday.  But show host Noel Edmonds will be stunned to discover the girls made a formidable double act in an X- rated film, "Alone With Kelly."

David Kirkpatrick’s article on Insight’s Obama story (“Feeding Frenzy for a Big Story, Even if It’s False” published on Jan. 29, 2007) is a perfect example of the kind of mendacious and unethical journalism practiced at The New York Times.

The Times is trying to obscure the real issue: Hillary Clinton's campaign had been conducting extensive opposition research on her main '08 Democratic rival, and they were zeroing in on his Muslim background. This is the truth. This is exactly what we actually reported. This is what actually happened. We got it first and we got it right. No amount of spinning and mud-slinging from the liberal media  can change this.

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"The world is watching how the Palestinians are destroying their institutions and achievements with their own hands. They see how we are mercilessly slaughtering innocent people. We are losing the sympathy of the world. I'm afraid the world will now view us differently."

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Outspoken former Malaysian premier Mahathir Mohamad, who hosted the conference in Kuala Lumpur, won a standing ovation after opening it with a call for George W. Bush and Tony Blair to be tried by an unofficial tribunal for war crimes in Iraq.

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BRADDOCK, Pa.  —  The toddler whose body was found a few blocks from her home the day after she went missing died of hypothermia, authorities said Monday.

But the death of 23-month-old Nyia Miangel Page was a homicide, the AlleghenyCounty medical examiner said.

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Below is the transcript of Sawyer's exclusive interview with Assad.

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Last week, French president Jacques Chirac said he was not concerned about the danger of Iran having “...one or perhaps a second bomb…” In a statement he retracted a day later, he said it would be an act of self-destruction for Iran to use a nuclear weapon against another country.

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