“I was pretty excited to have my picture taken with her,” said Cat Fancy’s David Lindsay. “I’m a huge fan. You know… ‘I’m leaving Las Vegas yeah!!’. Huge fan. So I stand behind her and I’m trying to snug up as close as I can get. It’s Sheryl Crow for Christ’s sake. The first thing I notice is the smell. I work with cats so I’m not easily put off, but there was a banch in the air that would choke Courtney Love. Long story short, my hand accidentally brushes against her backside, I don’t think much of it and I go eat my dinner. By the time I got home I was puking like a supermodel after a five course meal.”

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