“The first word that came to mind when I looked at Thompson’s auditory appendages was ‘gravitas’. His have them, the other candidates simply do not. They are the sort of ears that fairly cry out ‘Been there. Heard that. Bought the XXXL earmuffs.‘ Very presidential. Very strong. My polls show that women over fifty, and suburban Rhode Island residents in particular are very comfortable with these ears making decisions that will affect their lives for the next four years.”
