Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
- Han Solo, Captain of the Millennium Falcon.
Han’s got a point. While the entire Star Wars saga revolves around the very idea that a hokey religion and an ancient weapon are, in fact, more than a match for a blaster, the Force isn’t very applicable in real life. At least, not in the original sense. Next time you’re pulled over, try waving your hands around in the cop’s face, whispering “You will let me go” like a drunk magician and see what happens. Seriously, do it. You never know, he might find it funny and choose to ignore the dead hooker in your backseat.
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