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Dictionary of Women's Personal Ads

by Riley Jones on Tue 20 May 2008 01:22 PM EDT | Permanent Link | Cosmos

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40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

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