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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and have discovered a number of undesirable side effects.

First, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Football 5.0, Playing Cards 7.5, and Boys Night Out 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.

Second, I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Finally, I noticed that the Wife 1.0 auto-installed Child-Process 1.0 BETA and that is taking up a LOT of space and valuable resources. In addition Child Process 1.0 has completely deactivated Sex Drive 9.0, it will not even allow me to to re-install earlier versions of Sex Drive and I cannot get Sex Drive to run on any other server without crashing my system.

Please help!

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Ex-Alabama Judge Accused of Having Sex With Inmates

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Then his career collapsed under allegations that he brought inmates to his office and spanked them with a paddle. Later, an indictment accused him of sexually abusing male inmates in exchange for leniency. The trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, sex abuse, extortion, assault and ethics violations is set to start Monday.

The case has shocked Thomas' friends and former colleagues.

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7 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Politically Correct Toys

by Riley Jones on Sun 04 Oct 2009 05:27 PM EDT

Sometime in the 1970s, toy makers realized that not all the children of the world are rich, healthy, white Americans. Eager to get their hands on some non-white dollars, they got busy redecorating their dolls with new ethnicities, diseases and unwanted teen pregnancies.

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World War Two Seventy Years ago Today: 10/4/1939

by Riley Jones on Sun 04 Oct 2009 01:03 PM EDT

In Poland:The German 3rd Army and 4th Army join in the Corridor and re-establish the land connection between East Prussia and the Reich that was severed in 1919 as a result of the Versailles Treaty. German troops cross the River Pilica in southern Poland. The German successes in Poland are beginning to wear down the Polish armies, which are now becoming isolated from one another, making the mounting of coordinated counter-attacks increasingly difficult. At Bydgoszcz, a thousand Poles are murdered, including several dozen Boy Scouts who are shot against a wall by German troops.

Nikita Krushchev (Secretary of the Ukrainian Communist Party) announces the "Communisation" of eastern Poland.

In Britain: Members of the Glamorgan Agricultural Committee met to voice concerns about "gossip and goings-on" between Land Army girls and soldiers billeted around the farms in the area. A strict 9 o'clock curfew was urged for the girls, aged 17 to 40. Alderman David Davis defended the women, saying: "They are good-looking English girls with the right spirit. Good girls do not need looking after."

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